mrszouave Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 An elderly gentleman carefully walked to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist asked "How many? "The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces." The pharmacist said, "That is too small a dose. That won't get you through sex." The old fellow said, "Oh, I am eighty-five years old and I don't even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes." Quote Link to comment
gardnmom Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Now that is creative thinking..... giggle Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 ROFL......now that is a problem! Quote Link to comment
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