gardnmom Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 Subject: another blonde joke A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman, and started canvassing a well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde after looking about, said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it. Do you think she's dumb?" "No" says the wife, " I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all the 'dumb blonde' e-mail we receive." A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You 're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch; it's a Lexus." Quote Link to comment
Deblyn Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 I like that one, but maybe that's because I'm not blonde!! Mr Lowie came home one day with about 4 sheets of blonde jokes that someone had e-mailed him in the office. Wonder where they are.................? Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 This is just the best joke. Besides being hilarious, it contains a self-reference (dumb blonde email) and saves the punch line until the very last word. Excellent! I have emailed it to several friends and told it over the phone to one friend who cracked up. Where did you find it? I'd like to see more! sg Quote Link to comment
gardnmom Posted November 28, 2003 Author Share Posted November 28, 2003 It was an e-mail from my niece... who is a blonde. Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 A dumb Blond got tired of being blond so she died her hair brown. She then went driving in the country. She saw a field full of sheep and the owner was standing there. She stopped and ask," If I can tell you how many sheep are in this field,can I have one?" The owner said "Ok" THe girl guessed 157 and the owner said she was right. The girl ask," can I really have one of them?" and the owner said yes. She made her choice and the owner then said to her," If I can guess your true hair color can I have my dog back ?" Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Hey! I'm blonde!!! Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Quote: Hey! I'm blonde!!! sg Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 ROTFLOL! That must have been my SIL! Hahahhahahahahha!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 What do you call a brunette between two blonds? An enterpitor(sp?) Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 What do you call ten blonds standing in a row? A wind tunnel! Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Why did the blond cross the road? She dont know either ! ( and if you dont you must be blond LOL Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 How do you keep a blond at home? Build a circular driveway ! Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 How do you keep a blond at home? Install a circular driveway ! Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Have you heard this one? A blonde walks into a back in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" Finally, a smart blonde joke!!!! Quote Link to comment
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