ozzzyyy Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Kermit Gets A Loan A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So, he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says "$30,000." The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK cause he knows the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says: "There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?" (are you ready?) (are you sure?) (you're gonna hate me!) The bank manager looks back at her and says "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone." COME ON . . .SMILE. IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 HappyGirl, did you ever hear the song "This Old Man"? This old man, he plays one, he plays knick on my thumb, with a knick knack, patty wack, give the dog a bone, this old man came rolling home. Something like that anyway! Quote Link to comment
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