funny list sent to me in the email

[mistylady]

Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a

weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the

ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

 

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a

replacement.

 

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

 

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

 

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks

about seeing UFOs like they used to?

 

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is

weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

 

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a

whole

box to start a campfire?

[Phatkat1956]

 

So true!!!

[Amishway Homesteaders]