adult joke - I thought it was a real email at first!

[mistylady]

Social Security

 

 

 

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.

 

 

 

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

 

 

 

The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt."

 

 

 

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

 

 

 

She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed my Social Security application.

 

 

 

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

 

 

 

She said, "You should have dropped your pants... You might have gotten disability, too."

[Bookworm]

That's a good one!