Guest Guest Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 20. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '98 19. Fetch command not available on all platforms 18. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side 17. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit 16. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail!" 15. Fire hydrant icon is very frustrating 14. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working 13. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG Frisbee 12. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver 11. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging 10. Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb 9. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome 8. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand... 7. Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software 6. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test 5. SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question! 4. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver 3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg. 2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms ...and the Number 1 reason dogs do not use computers... 1. TrO{gO DsA[R,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS (author unknown) ------------------ Quote Link to comment
Homesteader Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 Very cute! I notice it's not about cats. My cat has actually typed win into my computer. I kid you not! If he had only known to hit enter you ladies may have gotten to talk to him! Quote Link to comment
gardnmom Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 In the smart cat vein, My DS cat will turn off the answering machine if she don't like the sound of their voice. Joy has seen her do it. ------------------ Friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly. Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 Very cute!!! ------------------ Give thanks to the Lord for He is good, and His love endures forever! Quote Link to comment
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