Goose Liver Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 Okay here's one for you all from my aunt in Phoenix...... The Redhead A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ......... and stay for breakfast. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?". "No," she replies........." (Wait for it) (It's coming) (The suspense is killing you, isn't it) "You just happened to catch my eye." tee hee ------------------ Quote Link to comment
mrszouave Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 That was Great Brigie! ------------------ Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 teehee! *Giggle!* A man with a wood eye sees a beautiful woman with a slight hunch back at a party. Laking the courage to ask her for a dance, his buddies challenge him to it. "But what if she makes fun of my wood eye?" he asks. They assure him he'll be fine... So, half an hour later he finally gets the courage to go ask her for a dance... "Excuse me, Miss? Would you like to dance?" He asked tentavily (sp?). "Would I?" she responded. "Wood Eye? That's it! Hunchback, hunchback!" Not much of a joke teller...hope it makes sense! ------------------ Give thanks to the Lord for He is good, and His love endures forever! Quote Link to comment
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Guest Guest Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 Just wanted you to know that I'm following you again!!! ------------------ Give thanks to the Lord for He is good, and His love endures forever! Quote Link to comment
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