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Scottish joke


Deblyn

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When old MacPherson celebrated his 95th birthday, his cronies, for a joke, sent him round an attractive young masseuse. When she rang the doorbell, he hobbled to answer and found hinself gazing at the svelte blonde figure.

"I'm here ti give you super sex!" she said brightly.

He thought for a minute.

"I'll ha'e the soup," he said finally.

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