cookiejar Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 AN ANNOTATED THERMOMETER 60 -Californians put on sweaters(if they can find one in their wardrobe) 50 -Miami residents turn on the heat 40 -You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably Minnesotans go swimming. 35 -Italian cars don't start 32 -Water freezes 30 -You plan your vacation to Australia, Minnesotans put on T-shirts, Politicians begin to worry about the homeless, British cars don't start 25 -Boston water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream, Canadians go swimming 20 -You can hear your breath, Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New York City water freezes, Miami residents plan vacation further south 15 -French cars don't start, You plan a vacation in Mexico, Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you 10 -Too cold to ski, You need jumper cables to get your car going 5 -You plan your vacation in Houston, American cars don't start 0 -Alaskans put on T-shirts, too cold to skate -10 -German cars don't start, Eyes freeze shut when you blink -15 -You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, Arkansas residents stick tongues to metal objects, Miami residents cease to exist -20 -Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you, Politicians actually do something about the homeless, Minnesotans shovel snow off roof, Japanese cars don't start -25 -Too cold to think, You need jumper cables to get driver going -30 -You plan a two week hot bath, The Mighty Monongajela freezes. Swedish cars don't start -40 -Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button, Canadians put on sweaters, your car helps you plan your trip south -50 -Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window -60 -Hell freezes over, Polar bears move south!! Link to comment
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