Male or Female (adult)

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Male or Female?

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.

 

Here are some examples:

 

 

 

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

 

 

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.

 

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

 

 

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over-inflated

 

 

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

 

 

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable, and retain water.

 

 

WEB PAGES:

Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

 

 

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

 

 

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

 

 

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

 

 

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

 

 

 

 

[Clovis]

Those are cute. Especially the one about the remote. The only thing is if my hubby loses his, I look for it because he's clueless. LOL