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Little Kenny in the 4th Grade.

 

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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mother's did for a living.

 

All the typical answers came up – teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

 

However, little Kenny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied,

 

"Well my mother's an exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

 

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Kenny aside to ask him,

 

"Is that really true about your mother?"

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"No," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but you don't think I'm going to tell my friends that, do you?

 

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