Trip Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day. How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?' Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion, and that it would be a woman. He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.' Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?' God replied, 'An arm and a leg.' Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib?' Of course the rest is history............!!!! Send to all the women who need a good laugh - and the men you think can handle it! Link to comment
Trip Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 Originally Posted By: Aint2nuts Boo HIsss ...UH Eve??? is that you??? Link to comment
Shandy Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 There has to be a good comeback for this. Hold on. Let me call Ann Coulter real quick. Link to comment
Trip Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 Give her my number, shes way hot...AND!! I saw her talk Hannity to a dead stop... He was trying to take control of the conversation and she flat out didn't let him, she just kept making her points one after the other and Hannity was getting so frustrated he just ground to a stop...that's my kind of woman!!! Link to comment
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