Kids have all the answers!!

[Guest Guest]

 

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl

across the street.

 

The father being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his

smile behind his hand.

 

"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"

 

"Sure," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room

and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get

lonely in the night."

 

"How about transportation?" the father asked.

 

"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy

answered.

 

The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

 

Finally, in exasperation, the man asked, "What about babies? When you're

married, you're liable to have babies, you know."

 

"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going

to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"

 

 

 

[Guest Guest]

teehee! Never thought of that! Wait...EEEEWWWWW!!! Well I guess it would take care of that, though wouldn't it?

[mrszouave]

 

 

 

[Goose Liver]

[logcabinmama]

Very good.