Yearly Physical I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.

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Yearly Physical

 

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.

 

'How much do you weigh?' she asks.

 

'135,' I say. The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

 

The nurse asks, 'Your height?'

 

'5 foot 4,' I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.

 

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

 

Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

 

The doctor put me on Prozac.

 

The nurse is a (meany).

 

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my favorite is the nurse calls you into the room. she tells you to please sit down. as soon as you sit down she tells you to stand on the scale!!!