Advise from kids...

[Guest Guest]

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food.

- Patrick, age 10

 

2. When your dad is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? don't answer him.

- Michael, 14

 

3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working.

- Michael, 14

 

4. Stay away from prunes.

- Randy, 9

 

5. Never pee on an electric fence.

- Robert, 13

 

6. Don't squat with your spurs on.

- Noronha, 13

 

7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.

- Emily, 10

 

8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

- Taylia, 11

 

9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.

- Traci, 14

 

10. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.

- Kyoyo, 9

 

11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

- Armir, 9

 

12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.

- Lauren, 9

 

13. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.

- Joel, 10

 

14. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.

- Alyesha, 13

 

15. Never try to baptize a cat.

- Eileen, 8

[Homesteader]

Cute. Some of them sound just like something Princess would say.

[Guest Guest]