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10. I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you AND I got traffic backed up for 5 miles

 

9. Born to raise barns

 

8. My other buggy is a Mercedes

 

7. Eat my dust, but don't step in my exhaust

 

6. Don't blame me--I didn't vote for him or anyone else!

 

5. I pray for higher gas prices

 

4. I brake for barn raisings

 

3. When the Amish are outlawed, only outlaws will be Amish

 

2. If you are not the lead buggy, the scenery never changes

 

1. If this buggy is a-swayin'... I'm in here a-prayin'

 

 

(I'll be giving this to some of my cousins!! )

 

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Around here, the Amish kids have their own separate schools. There's one across from my country church. The kids share their swings & teeter-totters and our soccer field & basketball hoop.

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