Amishway Homesteaders Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Subject: The economy is so bad that... I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street . When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars,jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan,and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck... Link to comment
snapshotmiki Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Those are bad, Michael! Or should I say "Bad Michael"!!!!!!? Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted November 11, 2011 Author Share Posted November 11, 2011 Those are bad, Michael! Or should I say "Bad Michael"!!!!!!? HEY! If Robie was doing his "job' here then I would not have to be posting 'bad jokes' Link to comment
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