Grandpa, can you talk like frog?

[Amishway Homesteaders]

A grandson went up to his grandpa and said,

'Grandpa, can you talk like a frog?'

'No I can't talk like a frog?'

'PLEASE, please can you talk like a frog just once?'

'No, why?'

'Just wondering.'

A few minutes later the granddaughter came up and said,

'Grandpa, can you talk like a frog?'

'No I can't talk like a frog?'

'Pretty Please, just for me will you talk like a frog!'

'No. Why do you kids keep asking me if I can talk like a frog?'

 

'Because Dad said, 'when grandpa croaks, we can go to Disneyland."!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ROBIE]

this reminds me of one I heard some time back.

 

There was this one old timer who went to the doctors and got a new hearing aid but didnt tell his family.

 

A month later he goes back to the Dr's for a check up and he asks "how's the family liking your new hearing aid?" "I didnt tell them" the old man said.

 

"Oh? so they dont know yet? wow..." said the Dr.

 

"Yep, and I changed my will 3 times now"...

 

 

the moral of this story, dont mess with the old timers! they didnt get to be so old by being stupid!

 

 

Robie