ROBIE

Hello eveyon! I'm still around and the family is doing good. I'm going to try and post a pic, if the forum will let me. ROBIE

I am so so sorry that I forgot to remind everyone that "One Year After" came out on the 15th.!!! It's all my fault. The good news is, its out now. Robie

It is like you said, without F bombs and raunchy parts to add spice, some publishers and readers will pass them over. Rawles and maybe one or two others are good at keeping that stuff out or to a minimum. Also, anyone that has a military background or that wants to write accurately about the military will use a lot of cuss word, because that's how the military talks. I know this first hand! Sex, not so much, but the US military is one of the biggest providers of porn around the world. Some authors may want their hero to be a type of James Bond, and be very handy with the ladies. Not so much for the plots sake, but the ego mostly. And yes, I'll try my best to remind everyone about the book coming out on September 15th. Robie

I'm bringing this topic back up because.... "One Year After" comes out September 15th. !!! and BTW, there is no sex in "One Second After", just that part already mentioned about them waking up in bed. "One Second After" is hands down my favorite book in the EMP/SHTF topics. a close second is the "Going Home" series by A. American. No sex, but lots of F bombs. There is another series by G. Michael Hopf, "The End" and its sequels. Its ok, but not as good, with plenty of F bombs. Robie

I know, I really miss that job! Robie

years ago, mid 90's I used to work in a chocolate store called "The Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory" . I loved that job, but not enough business to keep the store open. I showed up to work one day with a shirt that had this list on it and my boss loved it!! so here it is: 1. It's easy to get good Chocolate. 2. Having good Chocolate doesn't require much concentration. 3. You can have Chocolate on top of your desk without upsetting your coworkers. 4. You never have to fake your enjoyment with Chocolate. 5. You can have Chocolate in front of your mother. 6. Photographs of you having Chocolate won't ruin your political career. 7. You hardly ever gag on Chocolate. 8. Having Chocolate won't keep your neighbors awake. 9. If you just want "kisses" all night, Chocolate won't lay a guilt trip on you. 10. You can have Chocolate on the floor without getting rug burns. 11. Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft. 12. Being addicted to Chocolate presents few health risks. 13. You don't need a few drinks before you suggest Chocolate. 14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. 15. It's easy to make Chocolate hot. 16. Chocolate doesn't mind if you think about somebody else while you eat it. 17. You can safely have Chocolate while you're driving. 18. You never have to say "That was the best Chocolate I ever had... really." 19. In cold weather, Chocolate can stay hard indefinitely. 20. Chocolate won't needle you for information about all your past Chocolates. 21. It's OK to have Chocolate on top of your desk or in an elevator. 22. You can talk dirty to Chocolate without having it lose respect for you. 23. Offering Chocolate to everybody at a party doesn't make you a Ho. 24. Chocolate satisfies every time. feel free to add your own ideas. Robie

For the record.... I do all the cooking... so I also do all the shopping!! and I love Jeanne Robertson!.......Lord, that was funny!! Robie... (still )

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So, the original poster, named "Prepper Casting", is looking for preppers for Discovery Chanel? and he only has 2 posts so far? And by the looks of things, we all seem to have the same mind set: "This is BS!!" This guy, coming on the forum to do a casting call like this is just like the guy who farted in the elevator and laughs about it. Robie

Just maybe... Robie

That is not our "pillow talk". If we make it to the pillows, we aint talking!!! Robie

I'm using them on her! Robie

I've been around the web a time or 2 and found a few of pick up lines for preppers/ survivalist. feel free to add you're own. Let me load your magazine babe. Come back to my place, we can oil my bazooka. Your feet must be tired because you been bugging out through my head all night. Want to bug out? Do you like camping? o0o0-BABY! you fill out a set of fatigues real nice! Hey you want to pitch a tent? Are you allergic to nuts? If I tied you up do you think you get loose? Do you like to shower outside? Hey baby, I would like to explore your bunker. Let's armageddon it on. I think we should practice repopulating the world. When it comes to you FEMA stands for Feeling Enticed to be Molested Always. Wanna seen my tin-foil hat? It's next to my tin-foil condom. I don't need a shelter in my BOB cause you're making a tent in my pants. I intend to bug out in Virginia. What? Your name is not Virginia? Wanna go mushroom hunting? It's kinda cold out. We better press our naked bodies together to survive. I'll bring the gas mask, you bring the fishnets. You must be North because my compass is pointing right at you. Your so hot I would split my preps with you! I made you a bouquet. Of course it's edible. Actually this IS an EDC kit in my pocket, but I am still happy to see you. Any chance I can inspect your cache? My arrow, your quiver. Baby I wanna purify your water, nice and clean. Just like Obama in a panic, I want me some Bush. That must be canned, cause freeze dried don't shake like that! Wanna see my lifestraw? How about if I was the last man on earth? Cause that's right around the corner. Don't make me have Bobbb articulate why you should be with me. Is that sarin gas? Quick jump in my pants! I am a homesteader, so I know my way around a teet. You are hotter than a solar flare (which will one day wipe out the electrical grid). Nice BoB's! Nice #10 cans! You, me and the End of the world as we know it! I tried to keep it as clean as I could. Now you can add your own. Robie

Im a geek, I admit it! Love these jokes but some may not be easy to understand. There are 10 kind of people in this world, those who can read binary and those who cant. A Neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for a drink, the bartender looks at him and says "for you, no charge!" I'm reading a fascinating book on anti gravity.... I cant put it down! Where does bad light end up? In prism. What does a sub atomic duck say? Quark! How do you know the moon is going broke? Its down to it's last quarter! Why cant you trust Atoms? They make everything up. Why does a burger have less energy than a steak? A burger is in its ground state. Robie

Most of your old order or stricter Amish communities do not have indoor pluming, so it would be very hard to take a shower that way. I have heard that some use an old fashioned wash basin and sponge. Mike & Lori aka "The Amishway Homesteaders" would have a better answer for that. You can also check out these websites: http://amishamerica.com/ https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Amish-Cook-Fan-Page/371873788876?ref=profile Robie