ROBIE Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing. "The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues,"When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with "hell" and you say something with "***". The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios". WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,slapping his rear with every step. His mom shut him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat *** it won't be Cheerios!" Robie Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Oh my, and I can see it all happening that way! Link to comment
ROBIE Posted January 28, 2012 Author Share Posted January 28, 2012 Come to think of it.... this might be how my brothers and I got started.... Robie:shakinghead: Link to comment
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