Guest Guest Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 The Top 10 Signs You're Drinking Too Much Coffee 10. You answer the door before people knock. 9. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. 8. Juan Valdez names his donkey after you. 7. You ride an exercise bike to work. 6. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. 5. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. 4. You help your dog chase its tail. 3. You walk twenty miles on the treadmill before realizing it's not plugged in. 2. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. ... and the #1 Sign You're Drinking Too Much Coffee ... 1. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee. Quote Link to comment
Dee Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 This is toooooo funny Cat! My ladies group will love this! Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Have you met my Dad? Nah...just kidding! Quote Link to comment
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