Guest Guest Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered: 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded... 5. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded... 6. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair. 7. If all is not lost, where is it? 8. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. 9. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded... 10. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant. 11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few... 12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents. 13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. 14. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded... 15. It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere. 16. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom. 17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. 18. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess? 19. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded... 20. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere. 21. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 22. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after. 24. Funny, I don't remember being . . . . . absent minded... Do you???? Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 *Giggle* I actually qualify for some of those!!! Quote Link to comment
gardnmom Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 Oh... errrrr, ahhh....hummm...what was that again? Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 Funny, I don't remember YOU being absent minded... Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 I said I don't remember......remember?? Quote Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.