brigid Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 Got this in my email today and thought some would enjoy this kind of humour...... A stockbroker, on his way home from work in New York > >City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to > >himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual." > > > > > >He notices a police officer walking between the lines of > >stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, > >"Officer, what's the hold up?" > > > > > >The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so > >she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse > >herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says > >her husband is running around on her more than ever > >and the Democrats told her to forget about running for > >president in 2004. So we're taking up a collection for > >her." > > > > > > > > > > > >The stockbroker asks, "How much have you got so far?" > > > > > >The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of > >folks are still siphoning." Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 I'm not sure that it's politically correct...but it's funny! Quote Link to comment
Deblyn Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 Stuff the politically correct - you could put virtually any politician's name in there!!! Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 Ha! You're right! Quote Link to comment
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