Guest Guest Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors" 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10 . . . Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer. 11. Specify That your drive-through order is "to go." 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, rock hard. 17. When the money comes out the atm, scream "i won!, i won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!" 19. Tell Your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." Quote Link to comment
Linda Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 think i will try #1 this week end it gets really busy out here on this road and some of them on a nice day like to race. Wonder if sitting in my van would work as good. Quote Link to comment
redhenfarm Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 I want to do #1 also. We live on a hilltop and the cars zoom over this hill (supposedly 25 mph). When I'm watering out front I'm awfully tempted to go "Ooops" with the garden hose. The hairdryer would be more effective. Quote Link to comment
Goose Liver Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 to funny ... Seldie I want to do all of these. Quote Link to comment
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