Guest Guest Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 TO ALL MY GAL PALS If I were ol' Santa, you know what I'd do I'd dump all the silly gifts given to you And deliver some things just inside your front door Things you have lost, but treasured before. I'd give you back all your maidenly vigor, and to go along with it, a neat tiny figure. Then restore the old color that once graced your hair before rinses and bleaches took residence there. I'd bring back the shape with which you were gifted so things now suspended need not be uplifted. I'd draw in your tummy and smooth all the cracks Till you'd be a dream in those tight fitting slacks. I'd remove all your wrinkles and leave only one chin So you wouldn't spend hours rubbing grease on your skin You'd never have flashes or queer dizzy spells and you wouldn't hear noises like ringing of bells. No sore aching feet and no corns on your toes no searching for spectacles right on your nose. Not a shot would you take in your arm, hip or fanny from a doctor who thinks you're a nervous old granny. You'd never have headaches, no pills would you take. no heating pad needed since muscles won't ache. Yes, if I were Santa, you'd never look stupid You'd be one cute chick with the romance of Cupid. I'd give you a lift when the wolves start to whistle, the joys of your heart would be light as a thistle. But alas! I'm not Santa. I'm simply just me the matronest of matrons you ever did see. I wish I could tell all the symptoms I've got But I'm due at my doctor's for an estrogen shot. Even though we've grown older this wish is sincere Merry Christmas to you and a Happy New Year. ------------------ Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Not totally in that age bracket, but most of it still applies! Thanks! ------------------ Give thanks to the Lord for He is good, and His love endures forever! Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Ahhhh what a gift! ------------------ Quote Link to comment
Lois Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Dear Auntie we love you, we Honestly do... the wrinkles we have, it's unfortunately true.. I sag in places, that are embarrassingly true, but gravity won't let up and I often boohoo. The gray in my hair I wear like a crown... I've earned everyone and wont cry about it or frown. But even though I need glasses to find those on my face, I still think I'm sexy and full of fumbling grace. So thank you for your precious gift and ours back to you, Merry Christmas to all and our heating pads to. twi Quote Link to comment
Lois Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Dear Auntie we love you, we Honestly do... the wrinkles we have, it's unfortunately true.. I sag in places, that are embarrassingly true, but gravity won't let up and I often boohoo. The gray in my hair I wear like a crown... I've earned everyone and wont cry about it or frown. But even though I need glasses to find those on my face, I still think I'm sexy and full of fumbling grace. So thank you for your precious gift and ours back to you, Merry Christmas to all and our heating pads to. twi Quote Link to comment
logcabinmama Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Oh Thank you Di, thank you. This is just so great. Just what I needed this morning. You must thank your Aunt for sending it to you so you could send it on. Oh for those younger days. No weight we didn't want, no wrinkles, no gray hair. Love ya all, ------------------ Quote Link to comment
Goose Liver Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Cute, thanks Do..... ------------------ Quote Link to comment
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