jillg

Why haven't I seen this before? Too many darn threads hiding from me.

I really do want to learn to tan, I know I won't be able to do it anytime soon though, although I'd like to be able to get the supplies for it. My daughter told me she wants rabbit fur underwear. Funny child, she's so concerned for cute little animals, but she can't wait for us to have rabbits so we can kill them and make lots of fur stuff. She already is planning blankets, clothes, jackets and such. (Maybe I shouldn't have let her read Clan of the Cave Bear already, she wants to be like Ayla)

Nice! I never knew about the earthworms. I want to have rabbits when I get my property and my Earthship.

Westie, are you following me? lol Good thinking. (your ideas, not following me...I think,lol)

I have a half apron (I could really use the bib type, my poor shirts), but I love it because it has a hand towel sewn right on it, and a couple nice size pockets. I wish I would just sit down sometime and look at it, and make another one.(cuz I can sew? lol. I like to pretend!) I'm pretty sure this one is old, and I'm making it fade. The pattern is some vintage looking stuff and the handtowel was bright red. But I use it all the time.

I also have The Encyclopedia of Natural Medicine. I also used The Herb Book, by John Lust, The Herbal Drugstore, by Linda B White, MD, Steven Foster, and the staff of Herbs for Health; Everywoman's Guide to Natural Home Remedies, by Sally Freeman, & Essential Guide to natural Home Remedies by penelope Ody.

I missed #6 and #7.

Hi everyone! Remember me? lol. I haven't been able to get online, as the phone finally got disconnected and then the computer that I had at my house for a year and a half was taken back by the owner. My new computer doesn't have a modem and I don't have a moniter for it either.

Hi all, I haven't been on in forever, phone got disconnected, and the $ I had saved for it, had to go on something else, so who knows? But I'm on a friends computer right now. I have received 10 ornaments and love them all. i can't wait to get a tree so I can hang them up! They are on my corkboard right now and I show them to everyone who comes to my house! to all.

True, I've also had green, blue, black, and red, and I've bleached it, (turned strawberry blonde). (not all at the same time though ) Did you know the person below me loves to collect something very unusual....

A tragic fire on Monday destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost. A Presidential spokesman said the President was devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second one.

How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -make mental note to do more sit-ups. 4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone. 5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. 7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes. 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 10. Rinse conditioner off hair. 11. Shave armpits and legs. 12. Turn off shower. 13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. 14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. 15. Check entire body for blemishes, tweeze hairs. 16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 17. If you see boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed areas. How to Shower Like a Man 1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see girlfriend along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. 3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your [azz]. 4. Get in the shower. 5. Wash your face. 6. Wash your armpits. 7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. 9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 11. Shampoo your hair. 12. Make a shampoo Mohawk. 13. Pee. 14. Rinse off and get out of shower. 15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. 16. Admire wiener size in mirror again. 17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass girlfriend, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. 19. Throw wet towel on bed.

I got mine from mstooke too!

Your mom will be in my also.

Hi all. My phone hasn't been shut off yet, but my computer has been going wacky and I keep getting kicked off. Urgh! Hope everyone has a great day. Blessed be.