boots

[mistylady]

Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping

 

one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?

 

He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her

 

pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want

 

to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she

 

had worked up a sweat.

 

 

 

She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher,

 

they're on the wrong feet." She looked, and sure enough,

 

they were. It w asn't any easier pulling the boots off than

 

it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool

 

as together they worked to get the boots back on, this

 

time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't

 

my boots."

 

 

 

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and

 

scream, 'Why didn't you say so?", like she wanted to.

 

Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting

 

boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the

 

boots off when he said, "They're my brother's boots.

 

My Mom made me wear 'em."

 

 

 

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But,

 

she mustered up what grace and courage she had left

 

to wrestle the boots on his feet again. Helping him

 

into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?

 

 

 

He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

 

 

 

She will be eligible for parole in three years.

[Jewlzm]

LMAO!

[HSmom]