church donation joke

[mistylady]

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering,the pastor of a

small Alabama church found a pink envelope containing $1000.

 

 

 

It happened again the next week.

 

 

 

The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a

little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate.

 

This went on for weeks until the pastor,overcome by curiosity, approached

her.

 

 

 

"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a w eek in the

collection plate," he stated.

 

 

 

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money and I give some

of it to the church."

 

 

 

The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

 

"$10,000 a week," she responded.

 

 

 

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is a very successful man; what does he

do for a living?"

 

 

 

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

 

 

 

"That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he

 

practice?"

 

 

 

The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in LasVegas

and one in Reno."

[dogmom4]

 

Stacy