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A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The Personnel Manager

explains her duties and tells her to report to work promptly at 8.00am.

The next day at 8.45am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.

The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new

employee. He says she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up.

The foreman takes the Personnel Manager down to the factory floor to show

him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place.

At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of material

used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a

little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and starts sewing the little

package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes

he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman and says "I am sorry, I

guess you misunderstood me yesterday. I said, your job is to give Elmo

two test tickles!"



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DEBORAH!!!! It's one thing sending it in an e-mail (I thought it was very funny!!), but didn't think you'd post it here!!LOL. You are naughty. But funny!



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*HappyGirl sits back in her chair and giggles while blushing in her ten shades from pink to red*

Tee-hee! Will have to share that one with my DH! grin.gif


Give thanks to the Lord for He is good, and His love endures forever!

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