mrszouave Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The Personnel Manager explains her duties and tells her to report to work promptly at 8.00am. The next day at 8.45am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the Personnel Manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman and says "I am sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. I said, your job is to give Elmo two test tickles!" ------------------ Quote Link to comment
Deblyn Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 DEBORAH!!!! It's one thing sending it in an e-mail (I thought it was very funny!!), but didn't think you'd post it here!!LOL. You are naughty. But funny! ------------------ Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 *HappyGirl sits back in her chair and giggles while blushing in her ten shades from pink to red* Tee-hee! Will have to share that one with my DH! ------------------ Give thanks to the Lord for He is good, and His love endures forever! Quote Link to comment
mrszouave Posted January 10, 2003 Author Share Posted January 10, 2003 Ooooooooooooops! ------------------ Quote Link to comment
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