Guest Guest Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 I know this has been posted before, but some of you might not have seen it. ******************************** Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... The following is an excerpt from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name: a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = poopsie k = flunky l = booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = falafel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name: a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = burger p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Hi, I'd like to introduce myself as "Buttercup Pizzabuns". Quote Link to comment
ozzzyyy Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 Hello All! Fluffy ChuckleChunks at your service LOL! * As of lately, I can sure indentify with "Fluffy" as being my first name. I need some serious excercising and renovation of diet. Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 Teehee *Giggle* Snotty Toilet-Butt over here! Quote Link to comment
Deblyn Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 Hi from Snotty Bubble-Chunks, her husband Poopsie and their children Crusty and Lumpy. Quote Link to comment
mrszouave Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 gidget pizza chunks here...... Hey Brigie....i'm gidgie...hahahhha Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 gidget toilet-tush here - married to snotty and mum to stinky and pinky Stargirl Quote Link to comment
Goose Liver Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Lumpy Liver-Mouth reporting for duty...... Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Duh..... Doofus GizzardButt, yaha, yaha,yukyuk yuk!!! Quote Link to comment
Lois Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Falafel HampsterChunks reporting in! ROFLMBO Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Pinky and Loopy Banana Tush reporting for duty! Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 LOL gidget liver chunks here. cute Quote Link to comment
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