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I know this has been posted before, but some of you might not have seen it.




Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... The following is an excerpt from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:


a = stinky

b = lumpy

c = buttercup

d = gidget

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = fluffy

h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim

j = poopsie

k = flunky

l = booger

m = pinky

n = zippy

o = goober

p = doofus

q = slimy

r = loopy

s = snotty

t = falafel

u = dorkey

v = squeezit

w = oprah

x = skipper

y = dinky

z = zsa-zsa


Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:


a = diaper

b = toilet

c = giggle

d = bubble

e = girdle

f = barf

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = cootie

j = monkey

k = potty

l = liver

m = banana

n = rhino

o = burger

p = hamster

q = toad

r = gizzard

s = pizza

t = gerbil

u = chicken

v = pickle

w = chuckle

x = tofu

y = gorilla

z = stinker


Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:


a = head

b = mouth

c = face

d = nose

e = tush

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = butt

l = brain

m = tushie

n = chunks

o = hiney

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = buns

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = kisser

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = brains

z = juice


Hi, I'd like to introduce myself as "Buttercup Pizzabuns".

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