ArmyOfFive4God Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Noo Zulland An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. "In Seth Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice," he says. The Aussie, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. "Wull mate, in Strailya Mate we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out the same glass either," he says. The New Zealander cool as a Kiwi, picks up his beer and drinks it,throws His glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and the Australian. He turns to the astonished barman and says,"In New Zealand , we have so many bloody South Africans and Australians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice .." Link to comment
Louis1 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Hilarious and close to truth! Where'd the Aussie get the gun though? Link to comment
ArmyOfFive4God Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 Originally Posted By: Louis1 Hilarious and close to truth! Where'd the Aussie get the gun though? From one of those "gun-free" zones, I'm sure, LOL Link to comment
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