Cat story...not for chilluns

[Screaming Eagle]

SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER......

 

You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to like 'em!

 

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

 

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

 

The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

 

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

 

Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother."

 

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid 8itch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat a$$downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

 

The cab driver hit a parked car.

 

 

[OldMaineBear]

OK your last few jokes have made up for that Cancun one. This one was great.

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That was great--LOL. I have another true cat story. Got out of the shower and was toweling off when our sweet loving kind purring ball of fur decided to jump up and sink his vicious claws into sensitive areas. I jumped clear out of the bathroom backwards through the partially open door to the bedroom scaring my wife nearly into a heart attack. One can only stand so much of a surprise--I and she. wc