LIttle girl

[Screaming Eagle]

Little Girl

 

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stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the

stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights

go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

 

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said

to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

 

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and

he smiles.

 

'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask

you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same

stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns

out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do

you suppose that is?'

 

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,

thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

 

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you REALLY feel qualified to

discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?

[Shari]

Thanks! Now have to clean up coffee from everywhere!

[RusticOkie]

LMAO! That is too funny!

[Jewlzm]

[HSmom]

*snort*