'friendship' poems

[Trip]

 

 

 

None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems?

 

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

 

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-

 

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

 

 

1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

 

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

 

4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.

 

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

 

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

 

7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

 

8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off--

 

After I laugh my butt off!!

 

9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!

 

 

Friendship is like peeing your pants,

 

everyone can see it,

 

but only you can feel the true warmth.

[zzelle]

cute but sometimes true

[Stephanie]

These made me smile!