Christmas Divorce

[Trip]

 

 

Christmas Divorce

 

A man in California calls his son in Tennessee the day before Christmas and says,

 

'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother

and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

 

'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams. We can't stand the

sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each

other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in

Chicago and tell her.'

 

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck

they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this,'

 

She calls California immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT

getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my

brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a

thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.

 

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says,

'they're coming for Christmas and paying their own way.'

 

 

 

Look out ~ the older & wiser can still have fun

 

 

[zzelle]

too funny