Girl Next Door Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 A man got a sweet deal on a beautiful African Grey because the pet shop owner could not stop him filthy language. The new owner tried everything he could think of and still the air was blue all around the parrot. One day the owner was in the kitchen with the parrot on his shoulder and heard a knock at the door. Looking through the peep hole he saw his minister. Horrified, the man crammed the parrot into the freezer in desperation and raced to the front door at top speed. "Hi,preacher!SorryIwasn'tinchurchbut,Ican'ttalklong.Backdoortrots.I'msureyouunderstand.SeeyanextSunday.Haveagreatday!" The man slammed the door in the minister's astounded face and raced back to the kitchen to remove a shivering bird from the freezer. The bird was apologizing for his behavior and promising left and right never to curse again. "I just have one question" said the parrot, "What on EARTH did that chicken do?!?!" Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 LOL heard this one before but it still get me. . . . . mistly when I look in freezer and see a chicken waiting to be canned. :Michael1: Link to comment
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