Trip Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 CATHOLIC HEART ATTACK A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital . As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay. She asked if he had health insurance. He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank." The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun." The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law!" Link to comment
zophiel Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 LoL. That sounds just like half my Irish Catholic uncles . . . *snickers* Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 keep them coming trip! Some days I need a good laugh to start the day ................ and there you are posting a good one for us to read. Thanks Link to comment
Trip Posted September 11, 2009 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 keep them coming trip! Some days I need a good laugh to start the day ................ and there you are posting a good one for us to read. Thanks Best read fast, 98% of my posts get deleted by the censor Snip snip.... Link to comment
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