Trip Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Football break Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!" Link to comment
ol'momma Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Duh. If You gotta squabble, do it for at least a dollar!! Link to comment
Trip Posted November 13, 2009 Author Share Posted November 13, 2009 Duh. If You gotta squabble, do it for at least a dollar!! Says the "Blond"..... Link to comment
Leah Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Blanche: Hello! Is this the fire department? Dispatcher: Yes, it is. Blanche: My house is on fire, come immediately! Dispatcher: How do we get to your house? Blanche: Don't you have those big red trucks? ------- Blonde? Link to comment
Trip Posted November 17, 2009 Author Share Posted November 17, 2009 Blanche: Hello! Is this the fire department? Dispatcher: Yes, it is. Blanche: My house is on fire, come immediately! Dispatcher: How do we get to your house? Blanche: Don't you have those big red trucks? ------- Blonde? Leah, I'm sick today and you just made me laugh outloud...my tummy didn't like it but I did,.... Link to comment
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