St. Pete and the Cowboy

[Trip]

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

 

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

 

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered... 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!'

 

St.. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

 

'Couple of minutes ago,' the cowboy replied.

 

 

 

[zzelle]

too cute

[Amishway Homesteaders]

Thanks for making Monday just a bit easier by starting it off with a chuckle.