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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.


MAN: 'Hello'


WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'


MAN: 'Yes'


WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2, 000. Is it OK if I buy it?'


MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'


WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I saw one I really liked.'


MAN: 'How much?'


WOMAN: '$ 90,000'


MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'


WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $ 980,000'


MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $ 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really a pretty good deal.'


WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'


MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'


The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.




He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'



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