Amishway Homesteaders Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Q: Why do Ducks have flat feet? A: They use them to stamp out forest fires. Q: Why do elephants have flat feet? A: They use them to stamp out burning ducks. Link to comment
themartianchick Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 I think Darlene is going to LOVE this one! Link to comment
CrabGrassAcres Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Those are some brave ducks to have to deal with fires AND nasty elephants. Link to comment
KatMom Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Another silly one: Q.. Why do elephants paint their toenails red? A..So they can hide in the strawberry patch. Link to comment
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