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Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men


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Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men

 

1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.

 

2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.

 

3. One usually makes a better pie.

 

4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!

 

5. If you don’t like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.

 

6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.

 

7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.

 

8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.

 

:AmishMichaelstraw: - - -> (missing Robie)

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Looks like I gotta dig up my old list of top 24 reasons why chocolate is better than sex.

 

I've been around, posting some down in the are you ready part of the forum.

 

Not to mention very busy this week with birthdays, mine was saterday Michael Jr's was today.... Im so full of cake I could bust! :bdaycake:

 

You will see me around... you've been warned! :behindsofa:

 

 

Robie:faint3:

 

 

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