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This should be read only by those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it.

 

1962: Long hair

2012: Longing for hair

 

1962: KEG

2012: EKG

 

1962: Acid rock

2012: Acid reflux

 

1962: Moving to California because it's cool

2012: Moving to Arizona because it's warm

 

1962: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

2012: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

 

1962: Seeds and stems

2012: Roughage

 

1962: Hoping for a BMW

2012: Hoping for a BM

 

1962: Going to a new, hip joint

2012: Receiving a new hip joint

 

1962: Rolling Stones

2012: Kidney Stones

 

1962: Screw the system

2012: Upgrade the system

 

1962: Disco

2012: Costco

 

1962: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.

2012: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.

 

1962: Passing the drivers' test.

2012: Passing the vision test.

 

1962: Whatever

2012: Depends

 

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, the following will certainly change things.

 

Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen.

 

Here's this year's list:

 

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1994.

 

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

 

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

 

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

 

The CD was introduced two years before they were born.

 

They have always had an answering machine.

 

They have always had cable.

 

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

 

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

 

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

 

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

 

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

 

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

 

They never heard: Where's the Beef?, I'd walk a mile for a Camel, or de plane, Boss, de plane.

 

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

 

Mc Donald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

 

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

 

Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old geezers on your list.

 

Notice the larger type. That's for those of you who have trouble reading.

 

So have a nice day!!!!! It is so good to have family and friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking.

 

 

 

 

 

Robie :laughkick:

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