Amishway Homesteaders Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a Seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags Never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a Trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?" While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces." Quote Link to comment
Jeepers Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Hee-hee. My son and I were going through the drive thru and McD's once and I was telling him my order to tell the speaker and at the end I said, "to go" and he repeated it to her without thinking. As soon as it left his mouth he realized what I had done to him. Duh, we're in the drive thru. Once son and I were going through a toll booth and the guy said, "Have a safe trip." Son said, "You too!" I got the side look from him to see if I noticed. I did! We have a garden center here called Petitti's. A neigbor asked where we got a certain shrub and he said, "Patooties". Don't tell him I told y'all. Quote Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted July 17, 2012 Author Share Posted July 17, 2012 I LOVE drive ups! My best in the last few months has been to listen to what they say to the car ahead........................ Then when I get to the speaker repeat it before they can. "Hi, welcome to McDonalds what can I get for you today?" Silence. Then a giggle and start over. Quote Link to comment
Jeepers Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Or you could say, "I'll have what they're having" If son and I go inside Mc Donalds, I will order first then I look at him and tell him to tell what he wants. As soon as he is finished I'll say, "Would you like a hot apple pie with that order?" Gets him every time. He laughs and walks away and I get...stuck...with...the...bill. Hey, wait a minute. Quote Link to comment
Amishway Homesteaders Posted July 18, 2012 Author Share Posted July 18, 2012 speaking of drive ups..................... One thing I used to do when in NYC was when we got to the toll booth tell the person (toll taker) we are paying for both cars, the one we are in plus the other car behind us that has family in it. Then we take off while the car behind us 'tries' to catch up to see WHO payed their toll! Quote Link to comment
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