Guest Guest Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? I'll post the answer tomorrow if no one gets it right. Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 That works but it's not the answer I was after. Anyone else? Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 Good try Lois, I like that answer but the answer I have was......Crisp Cringle. Here's another, give it a try! What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 I replied to this yesterday I thought!!!! What did I do wrong or where did it go???? You're right Caveman, good work!!! Here's the next one.............What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle? Quote Link to comment
gardnmom Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 neither they both get shorter...... Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 You are good Lois! Here's the next.......Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Quote Link to comment
gardnmom Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Somebody opened his air valve? Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Thanks heavens NO NO NO! Quote Link to comment
Linda Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 I love these riddles .... I hope no one minds but I want to make a christmas card for my grandson with them in it. He loves riddles and I think he would get a giggle out of these Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Because he had low ELF esteem!?! Quote Link to comment
Homesteader Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Love the wrong BUT creative answers. I like twisted thinking. Anyone want a slightly off color Santa joke? Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 These are great!!! Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Right again Caveman!!! How about this one everybody.......Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Procter and Gamble? Quote Link to comment
gardnmom Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Please tell us the "slightly" off color joke...... Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Yep...heard it on the grapevine that COMET nows cleans sinks! Quote Link to comment
Homesteader Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Okay Lois ADULT JOKE Do you know why Santa and Mrs. Claus never had any children? Cuz Santa comes but once a year and that's in the chimney. Quote Link to comment
gardnmom Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 that was worth waiting for... ROTFLOL Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Rigt again Cave. How about the rest of you can someone beat Caveman to the punch today? What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Quote Link to comment
mrszouave Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 I'm still workin on MOMO's Santa joke ! Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Mmnnpffkflfkfkf.....dang...it won't let me say the answer! darn flakes! Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 The answer to yesterdays riddle was.....Snowflakes AND last but not least.............Why did Santa Claus trade Rudolph? Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Yea..I knew the answer was SNOWFLAKES...was trying to give a hint to others but no one picked up on it...OH WELL..... Answer for the last riddle is "He wanted change for a buck!" Here's another riddle of my own..... What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Are you ready for this???? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows!!! Quote Link to comment
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