Great Quotes

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GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES

 

Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering

what the hell happened.-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

 

 

 

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But

I can usually shut her up with cookies.

 

The hardest years in life are those between ten and

seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)-

 

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of

them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber-

 

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get

worse. -Lily Tomlin-

 

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never

owned a car. -Carrie Snow-

 

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry

with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky-

 

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My

first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until

I faint. -Erma Bombeck-

 

Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis-

 

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must

do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome-

 

The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman-

 

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in

through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited-

 

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as

men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not

difficult. -Charlotte Whitton-

 

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together

and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen-

 

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes

several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited-

 

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just

have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine-

 

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded

kids for two years before they realized I actually had

a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! -Kathy Buckley-

 

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because

I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton-

 

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be

wearing them. -Sue Grafton-

 

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can

ride on. -Roseanne Barr-

 

When women are depressed they either eat or go

shopping. Men invade another country.. -Elayne Boosler-

 

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson-

 

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If

you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher-

 

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to

combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinem-

 

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a

man, I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor-

 

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your

permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-

 

[Bamboo]

[Guest Guest]

*Giggle* I liked them all, especially the last one

[Linda]

thanks for the morning laugh ... love them all ..