Kygal Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Instructions for cleaning the toilet: 1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo. 2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet. 3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid. 4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself. 5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the ³Power-wash² pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle. 6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door. 7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed at which he will be moving from the toilet to the front door. 8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean. With best wishes, The Dog Link to comment
motherearth Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Thanks, Pixie....made me laugh. Link to comment
jillg Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Too bad I don't have a cat, maybe I'll have to use the one that keeps sneaking in and trying to stalk my birds! LOL Link to comment
Texmex Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 I have seen this joke before and thought it was the funniest thing I have ever seen. Too bad I don't have a cat. Don't anyone be offended, but they are good for something after all. Here kitty, kitty, kitty.......... Link to comment
Freetobeme Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 As for the joke, I like it. I had a cat that used to play in the water in the toilet. As for cats being good for something...this morning when I went to feed the critters I found a mouse in an empty dog food bag I had intended to throw away. It was very much alive. I figured it couldn't easily get out of the bag since it was a big bag and slick on the inside. When I came home this evening, I took the bag outside and showed my calico girl what was lurking inside. Happy cat, dead mouse, happy me. Link to comment
moonstar Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Lol. We don't have cats anymore. When we did we had no snakes in the yard (cat was a good snaker. Didn't matter what kind), never saw mice. Of course the birds didn't use the bird bath and the wild rabbit didn't come up into the backyard either. Never thought of using the cat to clean the toilet. Link to comment
Kygal Posted October 28, 2005 Author Share Posted October 28, 2005 i always wanted a cat. the closest i gat is my daughter being a black cat for halloween! lol she wont fit in the toilet. Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 Pixie, she'd probably be deeply offended that you would even suggest it! We're working on getting a wild kitten...it would probably do a terrific job. ~Jo Link to comment
Freetobeme Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 Hmmmm...You know that neighbor's cat that keeps coming around in the wee hours of the morning trying to fight with my cats might be useful after all. Here kitty, kitty! There's a nice treat for you in this big, white bowl. Link to comment
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