cookiejar Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Georgia All males in the state between the ages of 16 and 50 are required to work on public roads. In Columbus, it is illegal to sit on one's porch in an indecent position. It is illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless the shades are down. It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office. You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words. Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session. Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. Acworth All citizens must own a rake. Atlanta Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. One man may not be on another man's back. Columbus Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday. It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday. Gainesville Chicken must be eaten with the hands. Jonesboro It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" Kennesaw Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind. Marietta Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck. St. Mary's No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark. Quitman It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road. Cars are not to drive on sidewalks. I see several chicken laws, I think Darlene's probably in trouble already! Link to comment
ArmyOfFive4God Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Originally Posted By: cookiejar Georgia Atlanta One man may not be on another man's back. They are obviously disqualifying Midtown in this *snicker* Link to comment
goatherder Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Kennesaw Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind. I like this one. Link to comment
mommato3boys Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Originally Posted By: goatherder Kennesaw Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind. I like this one. This one is awesome. Kennesaw had one of the highest crime rates and then they passes this law where every head of house must own, know how to use and keep in working order a firearm of some kind. In just a matter of time their crime rate went from one of the highest to one of the lowest and their population has tripled in I think it was the last 5 years. It was on WND and Reuters websites several months ago. Here's one of the article...http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55288 Makes one go hummmmmmmmm edited to add article Link to comment
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