Term dictionary

[Joanna]

 

Parent's Dictionary of Meanings

 

DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

 

FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

 

FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.

 

GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

 

HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

 

INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

 

OW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings

 

PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

 

SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.

 

STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva.

 

TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

 

TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

 

VERBAL: able to whine in words

 

WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house

[Deb2of9]

how true...thanks for sharing.

[Jewlzm]

hmmm Id like to get a hold of whodunit cause he is always getting into trouble at my house and its never one of my kids.

[mommato3boys]

Originally Posted By: jewlzm

hmmm Id like to get a hold of whodunit cause he is always getting into trouble at my house and its never one of my kids.

He must one of triples because we have I Don't and Not Me!

[Jewlzm]

also known as mr. nobody.

[Deb2of9]

I always see Not Me hanging out with Somebody Else.