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so here's the test. di

Want to take a break and have some fun? Number a paper from 1 to

20.

Write the letter that fits your guess/answer of each of the

following

questions. Then grade your scores and see what the meaning of your

score

is.

 

----- History Exam (Don't peek at the answers 'til you try it)

 

1) In the 1940s, where were automobile headlight dimmer switches

located?

a) On the floor shift knob

B) On the floor board, to the left of the clutch

c) Next to the horn

 

2) The bottle top of a Royal Crown Cola bottle had holes in it.

For

what was it used?

a) Capture lightning bugs

B) To sprinkle clothes before ironing

c) Large salt shaker

 

3) Why was having milk delivered a problem in northern winters?

a) Cows got cold and wouldn't produce milk

B) Ice on highways forced delivery by dog sled

c) Milkmen left deliveries outside of front doors and milk would

freeze, expanding and pushing up the cardboard bottle top.

 

4) What was the popular chewing gum named for a game of

chance?

a) Blackjack

B) Gin

c) Craps!

 

5) What method did women use to look as if they were wearing

stockings when none were available due to rationing during W.W.II?

a) Suntan

B) Leg painting

c) Wearing slacks

 

6) What postwar car turned automotive design on its ear when you

couldn't tell whether it was coming or going?

a) Studebaker

B) Nash Metro

c) Tucker

 

7) Which was a popular candy when you were a kid?

a) Strips of dried peanut butter

B) Chocolate licorice bars

c) Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside

 

8) How was Butch wax used?

a) To stiffen a flat-top haircut so it stood up

B) To make floors shiny and prevent scuffing

c) On the wheels of roller skates to prevent rust

 

9) Before inline skates, how did you keep your roller skates

attached to your shoes?

a) With clamps, tightened by a skate key

B) Woven straps that crossed the foot

c) Long pieces of twine

 

10) As a kid, what was considered the best way to reach a

decision?

a) Consider all the facts

B) Ask Mom

c) Eeny-meeny-miney-mo

 

11) What was the most dreaded disease in the 1940's?

a) Smallpox

B) AIDS

c) Polio

 

12) "I'll be down to get you in a ________, Honey"

a) SUV

B) Taxi

c) Streetcar

 

13) What was the name of Caroline Kennedy's pet pony?

a) Old Blue

B) Paint

c) Macaroni

 

14) What was a Duck-and-Cover Drill?

a) Part of the game of hide and seek

B) What you did when your Mom called you in to do chores

c) Hiding under your desk, and covering your head with your arms

an A-bomb drill

 

15) What was the name of the Indian Princess on the Howdy Doody

show?

a) Princess Summerfallwinterspring

B) Princess Sacajewea

c) Princess Moonshadow

 

16) What did all the really savvy students do when mimeographed

tests were handed out in school?

a) Immediately sniffed the purple ink, as this was believed to get

you high*

B) Made paper airplanes to see who could sail theirs out the

window

c) Wrote another pupil's name on the top, to avoid your failure

 

17) Why did your Mom shop in stores that gave Green Stamps with

purchases?

a) To keep you out of mischief by licking the backs, which tasted

like bubble gum

B) They could be put in special books and redeemed for various

household items

c) They were given to the kids to be used as stick-on tattoos

 

18. Praise the Lord, and pass the _________?

a) Meatballs

B) Dames

c) Ammunition

 

19) What was the name of the singing group that made the song

"Cabdriver" a hit?

a) The Ink Spots

B) The Supremes

c) The Esquires

 

20) Who left his heart in San Francisco?

a) Tony Bennett

B) Xavier Cugat

c) George Gershwin

 

************************************************

ANSWERS

 

1) (B) On the floor, to the left of the clutch. Hand controls,

popular in Europe, took till the late '60s to catch on.

2) (B) To sprinkle clothes before ironing. Who had a steam iron?

3) © Cold weather caused the milk to freeze and expand,

popping the bottle top.

4) (a) Blackjack Gum.

5) (B) Special makeup was applied, followed by drawing a seam

down the back of the leg with eyebrow pencil.

6) (a) 1946 Studebaker.

7) © Wax coke bottles containing super-sweet colored water.

8) (a) Wax for your flat top (butch) haircut.

9) (a) With clamps, tightened by a skate key, which you wore on

a shoestring around your neck.

10) © Eeny-meeny-miney-mo.

11) © Polio. In beginning of August, swimming pools were

closed, movies and other public gathering places were closed to

try

to

prevent spread

of the disease.

12) (B) Taxi. Better be ready by half-past eight!

13) © Macaroni.

14) © Hiding under your desk, and covering your head with your

arms in an A- bomb drill.

15) (a) Princess Summerfallwinterspring. She was another puppet.

16) (a) Immediately sniffed the purple ink to get a high.

17) (B) Put in a special stamp book, they could be traded for

household items at the Green Stamp store.

18) © Ammunition, and we'll all be free.

19) (a) The all male, all black group: The Inkspots.

20) (a) Tony Bennett, and he sounds just as good today.

 

*******************************

SCORING

 

17- 20 correct: You are not only older than dirt, but obviously

gifted

with mind bloat. Now if you could only find your glasses.

Definitely

a GEEZER !

 

12 -16 correct: Not quite dirt yet, but your mind is definitely

muddy.

 

0 -11 correct: You are a sad excuse for a geezer or you are

younger

than springtime!

 

 

Send this to your friends with your score in the subject line!

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I got 19. correct,but I don't wear glasses like the scoring explanation says. I'm in my forties but I guess I'm older than I thought. LOL

 

BTW my 1971 Chevelle has the high beam button on the floor to the left of the brake pedal. I remember the first time the ones on the turn signal lever came out. People were complaining about those cheap foreign cars and their goofy turn signals. Now I think all of them are there.

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